Eisley: I am God!
Me: Oh, really? How come you say that?
Eisley: Because I am Tinkerbell! And I can fly!
And then she yelled the following, at the top of her lungs:
God made me SPECIAL and he loves me VERY VERY much!
(This one I am totally on board with. Eisley being God and Tinkerbell, and God being like Tinkerbell, I'm just not so sure about. Besides. How does she even know who Tinkerbell is?)